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Either

 

A) a bunch of stoners so zonked out of their heads that they aren't discussing were and who they get their drugs from.

 

B) An American who thinks he's a gangster.

 

C) A squeaky 10 year old who thinks he's Rambo and can take on a full squad all by himself.

 

D) .....fill in the gaps....

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4 minutes ago, MrSpireite said:

D) .....fill in the gaps....

A Hispanic dude with a loud ass parrot, kids screaming, vacuum running and loud foreign arguments all at once

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9 minutes ago, Jacque A Loo said:

A Hispanic dude with a loud ass parrot, kids screaming, vacuum running and loud foreign arguments all at once

How can anybody play like that without buying a decent noise cancelling mic 

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25 minutes ago, Jacque A Loo said:

A Hispanic dude with a loud ass parrot, kids screaming, vacuum running and loud foreign arguments all at once

 

Who also talks like he's from the hood.

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33 minutes ago, MrSpireite said:

Either

 

A) a bunch of stoners so zonked out of their heads that they aren't discussing were and who they get their drugs from.

 

B) An American who thinks he's a gangster.

 

C) A squeaky 10 year old who thinks he's Rambo and can take on a full squad all by himself.

 

D) .....fill in the gaps....

Or teammates who yell at the minute something doesn't go there way rather than communicate clearly under duress. I swear I wish I could just clone myself sometimes and have a squad full of me. 

 

In combat situations

 

Me: I see a guy at the edge of the blue. 220.220. 220. Laying down. You get him. You get him. (knowing he has a 8x kar98)

 

Random: Where, where

 

Me: 220, 220. He's laying down.  Edge of blue

 

Random: got him got him

 

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Other way 

Randoms: hes at the edge of the blue. Edge of the blue. Edge of the blue. 

 

Me: where where where(me scoping edge of the blue looking in his general direction) 

 

Random:edge of the fucking blue!!! 

 

Me: no visual no visual I'm looking 

 

Random: Give me that fucking Kar fucking give it to me. 

 

Me: Fuck you. Where exactly dummass! 

 

Like I'm suppose to read his fucking mind when the edge of the blue really clears it up when the edge of the blue is the fucking size of the whole city. 

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59 minutes ago, Prinzar said:

How can anybody play like that without buying a decent noise cancelling mic 

That’s our house most of the time so i’m Gonna say...with great difficulty😂

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1 hour ago, MrSpireite said:

A) a bunch of stoners so zonked out of their heads that they aren't discussing were and who they get their drugs from.

 

This sentence confused the shit out of me I either need to smoke what you have to understand it or my shit has me confused.

 

Either way quit hating on stoners where chill and I gets it from the store not some dealer those were the good old days. 

 

Squeakers cant stand them but sometimes the little shits are pretty decent players dont matter the pitch of the voice a lot of players on here think they are Rambo and are the best around never ever gonna keep them down. 

 

Can I get a random group without getting some sweaty tryhard who tries to control everything move we make and marks a spot but the other 3 people mark another and he still so stubborn he jumps or goes to his spot any ways?

 

 

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Solos is the worst possible teammate to have on your team 

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1 hour ago, FinestNoob 360 said:

Randoms: hes at the edge of the blue. Edge of the blue. Edge of the blue. 

 

Me: where where where(me scoping edge of the blue looking in his general direction) 

 

Random:edge of the fucking blue!!! 

 

Me: no visual no visual I'm looking 

 

Random: Give me that fucking Kar fucking give it to me. 

 

Me: Fuck you. Where exactly dummass! 

 

Like I'm suppose to read his fucking mind when the edge of the blue really clears it up when the edge of the blue is the fucking size of the whole city. 

My friends still have this problem. 

 

"Over there"...

 

 

You know I can't see your screen right? This isn't us playing Goldeneye in your living room back in high school!

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Play solo, or dont do randoms... its really a simply calculus little one 

 

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I’m fairly adaptable to other’s play styles. But the only 2 things I take issue with is 

 

1) dudes who talk so much and so loud that you can’t hear the game i.e. footsteps.

2) dudes who run off to take on fights not only without calling out their intentions, but not waiting until I’m close enough to help engage/cover. i.e teammate spotting a team that hasn’t noticed them and engaging them before I have time to even put my eyes on them. How’m I supposed to help out when you’re knocked before I get to you and now have other dudes running at us. 

 

I just prefer solos. I am my own best teammate. 

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40 minutes ago, pajama dad said:

"Over there"...

 

 

This bugs me in real life as well as the game. Same as "its in the cupboard" there is 10 dam cupboards in this kitchen which fn one you talking about?

 

 

 

 

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E)  Randoms that give tips and tries to call the shots because he has 40 career wins.

 

F)  Dudes that “dibs” the care package even though they are no where near it when it lands.

 

G)  Guys that have no problem muting their mic 90% of the time, but feel the need to take their bong hit mic unmuted.

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Shines that think they are actual tough guys lol, everyone is a bitch or a MotherFu$%^, its hilariously pathetic..

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Guys who's gamertags are like Xxx-i'mawesomesniperkiller-xxX

 

What's with the X's? It that a special tag you can only use if you're "amazing"?

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2 minutes ago, Goofy The Scot said:

Guys who's gamertags are like Xxx-i'mawesomesniperkiller-xxX

 

What's with the X's? It that a special tag you can only use if you're "amazing"?

I had to use it one time when one of the tags I used was already taken so I just put X's around it because I didn't want to use numbers. This time, I just used 360.

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10 hours ago, Jack_Burton said:

F)  Dudes that “dibs” the care package even though they are no where near it when it lands.

 

The rules of the "Dib" are unquestionable. 

 

Ps. This is usually me when playing with Andy and he never honours it. 

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15 hours ago, Jacque A Loo said:

A Hispanic dude with a loud ass parrot, kids screaming, vacuum running and loud foreign arguments all at once

 

Hmmm I think I know this guy😂😂😂

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Not only randoms have the "over there" or "there" problem. Even my duo or squad mates makes me pretty crazy with this.

Or "in front of me"... Nice call!

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14 hours ago, Dabomb123 said:

Play solo, or dont do randoms... its really a simply calculus little one 

 

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Thing is I have met some decent players who i still squad with from random.

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Let’s drop school!!! I’m trying to get kills bro!!!

 

*GETS STUCK IN THE FUCKING ROOF*

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Dead teammates yelling at you on what to do knowing damn well the shit that they did got them killed in the first place and now they are trying to tell you to do the same thing. *face-palming*

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On 5/16/2019 at 7:31 PM, SleepyGrumpyCat said:

That’s our house most of the time so i’m Gonna say...with great difficulty😂

 

Glad your mic was goosed Saturday now then 🤣

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