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‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all ‘round the world

One thing was on the mind of each PUBG boy and girl

The Xbox was sitting under the TV with care

In hopes that Vikendi soon would be there.


The children were snoring in their crumb-laden beds

While visions of snow ghillies danced in their heads

And the wife in her PJ’s and I in my briefs

Had just winded down for some much needed relief


When out in the den my PC gave a BEEP

A new forum posting, so much for my sleep

I ran out the room like a sugar-rushed kid

"Did Bluehole just do it? Please tell me they did!"


When what to my half open eyes should appear

A message from Andy, Vikendi is here!

I ran to my Xbox and booted her up

And made sure there was plenty of caffeine in my cup


As I opened the test server and started to play

I could hear a faint voice in my head start to say

“Now I’m cool like Average Sniper, Shroud, Choco and Doc

Like Wacky Jacky and Fugglet…ok, maybe I’m not”


There were snowballs and rivers half covered in ice

Snowmobiles, footprints, and blizzard sounds…NICE!

And after some time they then added FPP

(3rd person just isn’t my cup of tea)


I looted and sniped until my wife wandered in

And said “are you playing that damn game again?”

I yelled down the hall as she walked out of sight

“The new map won’t stay long…I’ll see you Sunday night!”


Gamertag = AngryHog

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I drop hot

You turn cold

Snakes in the grass

have no soul

Sanhok or Vivendi

K98 or ump

I'm slinging bullets

As bodies pile up

So git Gud scrub

Cause me and the crew

Comimg in hot for the dub!


(Xbox gt)  KrudeAF 



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On 12/20/2018 at 9:13 PM, PUBG_Lumos said:

Hey everyone,


Happy Holidays!


To celebrate this festive time and our new map, Vikendi (now playable on PTS), we have prepared something very special just for our console community!


Submit your writing skills in this Holiday Vikendi poem contest!

Submit a poem in any format related to PUBG, the general spirit of the holidays, and Vikendi as a comment! Submit your entry as a reply in this thread.


The top 10 players with the best lines will receive the Survival Pass: Vikendi when it is released on live servers in January. (For more info on the upcoming Survival Pass: Vikendi, please have a look at our guide here.)

Event Period
Starts: December 21 9PM PST / 6AM CET
Ends: December 24 12AM PST / 9AM CET
*Any poems submitted after December 24 00:00AM PST will not be eligible
*Please make sure to provide your in-game ID (Gamertag / PSN ID) with the poem to receive the prize.


We look forward to seeing all of your festive poems!

When we know who the winners are?

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There was a man from Vikendi

whos vehicle physics were a bit bendy

despite his car flying

he couldn’t stop from dying

the endy


xbox GT: ModestMoose3000

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The Silky And Cold Rifle

A Poem by Vikendi

Whose rifle is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite angry though.
His aim was like a potato.
I watch him pace. My sniper cries hello.

He gives his rifle a shake,
And screams I've made a bad mistake.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

The rifle is silky, cold and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps.
Revenge is a promise a man should keep.

He rises from his cursed bed,
With thoughts of violence in his head,
A flash of rage and he sees red.
Without a pause I turned and fled.


Credit Robert Frost for the structure


GT: Rece DavisNBK

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To the tune of do you want to build a snowman.


Sending notification

Ping, ping,ping,ping, ping,ping



Do you want to drop Vikendi?

Come one, let's go and play!

I'm super tired of Miramar

Sanhok is quite bizarre 

Let's drop in snow and slay


We used to win all the chickens

And now we dont

I wish we would squad up now


Do you want to drop Vikendi

It really needs to be Vikendi


Okay, bye.....


Do you want to drop Vikendi

Or ride a snowmobile across the land?

I think some squad time is overdue

I've started chatting to

This rando like my best friend!


It gets uber lonely

All these solo games

Just watching these kills rack up

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 )


BRUH!....I see you're online

Wondering why we dont squad up

They say, find new peeps and I'm trying to

But I'm waiting online for you

Just join the group...


We used to game with eachother

Now you're all about BLOPs

What am I gonna do?

Do you want to drop Vikendi......


Gamertag - AlphaSarisan

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